I have and yet haven't been up to anything new lately, have you? Insert bullshit response here.
I've been falling asleep on cute girls lately; I guess that's new. I think I might call someone just to
fall asleep in their ear so I can say I served some type of purpose today; that's a real purpose btw.
I'm supposed to be going to see the movie Coraline today. I have no desire to go, but it's free on
my end so whatever. I didn't even bother blogging about the "limited" dunks they made for the fi-
lm. For whoever is going based on just winning those cheesy ass dunks alone --- eat a dick. Any-
one in the Philadelphia area? If you are and you're going to see the movie based on that, come
down to Ubiq on the 7th, so I can tell you to eat a dick in person. I'll even serve it to you on a bun
with ketchup. Speaking of the 7th.. hopefully it's not too cold outside. Thank God "Nola T's" bre-
ath is on some global warming type shit. BLAHAHA. And speaking of Ubiq.. Duckie, whaddup?!
